The Daily Incite - December 11, 2007

Submitted by Mike Rothman on Tue, 2007-12-11 11:37.
Today's Daily Incite

December 11, 2007 - Volume 2, #162

Good Morning:
Damn you Senator Larry Craig. Damn you, damn you, damn you. Yes, that's kind of harsh, but it's how I feel. You probably think this is about his politics or even his alleged lifestyle choices. It's not. This has everything to do with public bathrooms. You see, I was at an all day meeting south of Atlanta yesterday (which is why there was no Incite), and before I braved the afternoon rush traffic, I decided to take care of business. There is nothing worse than having to throw a deuce when you are in bumper to bumper traffic. Absolutely nothing.

Public bathroomSo I find the restroom in the hotel and was pleased to have the room to myself. Even if it is a public bathroom, it's nice to have some privacy. But then, some other interloper settles into the next stall. 6 months ago, this is no problem at all. I'd bust out McPaper and get caught up on world events before I got into the car for the long ride home. I was blissfully unaware of public bathroom etiquette. 

But now I'm not. Damn you Senator. So I pull in my feet as close together as possible. I hardly breathe and finish up. I'm not taking any chances. I'm out of there. What used to be the mildly horrible public bathroom experience is now downright horrifying.

I guess I always knew that kind of stuff happened. After all George Michael got pinched for similar activities back in 1998. But it certainly wasn't top of mind. Now all I can do is wish for the days when I could use a public bathroom and my biggest problem was whether there was enough toilet paper to properly cover the seat. The good days gone by.

Have a great day.

Public bathroom image originally uploaded by lrojas2cr

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Submitted by LonerVamp (not verified) on Tue, 2007-12-11 15:36.
Ugh, the whole public restroom thing with Sen. Craig. It's disturbing to hear about the signals such people give each other, like coughs, shuffling of feet, and so on. Hell, I do that stuff anytime someone walks in just so they know I'm in there and don't ram themselves on the bolted door on accident. A sniff/cough/clear throat is the unspoken word amongst public restroom-goers that someone else is present!

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