The Daily Incite - 12/03/09 - Not so GRRRRREEEEAAAAATTTTT!!!!

Submitted by Mike Rothman on Thu, 2009-12-03 09:30.
Today's Daily Incite

December 3, 2009 - Volume 4, #35

Good Morning:
With the holiday season coming up, I know it's hard to get presents for me. I want for nothing and if I do want something, more often than not I just go and buy it. Within reason, of course. So I know it's a challenge for folks in my family to get me anything. But I can only imagine how hard it is to buy a present for a guy like Tiger Woods.

Yeah I'm sad, the model is taking half my stuff...Yes, that Tiger Woods. The one who makes over a hundred million a year. And who married the Swedish model. If you were to ask almost everyone, if they could pick a perfect life - I'd say most would say Tiger's got it pretty good.

Evidently not. I was pretty disturbed when the news of his "transgressions" hit the major media yesterday. First of all, this story has outweighed little issues like sending 30,000 more troops to Afghanistan over the past week. But I shouldn't be surprised. Our celebrity-centric US media engine means they'll sell a lot more page views by talking about Tiger's dick than the tens of thousands now in harm's way. Got to let that one go.

At least Tiger didn't pull a Steve Phillips. The stripper or whatever is pretty decent looking. But still, he married a SWEDISH MODEL. Really seriously I just don't get it. Is this guy's life so good that he has to go and screw it up because he can? Because a dream for 99.999999% of the population has just become commonplace. Please, help me understand it.

Is it the need to exercise power? Is it the feeling of being invincible? I guess all the psychologists out there are having a field day trying to figure it out. I guess now that I'm writing, I'm just sad. Sad that what seems like the perfect life I guess isn't so perfect. Sad that this guy has to face his failings in such a public way. But ultimately sad that once again, human nature has trumped any sense of logic.

That old adage about money doesn't buy happiness, I guess is true. It seems a Swedish model doesn't make you happy either. I guess for Tiger being the best golfer ever is not enough. Having untold riches is not enough. Having a beautiful family isn't enough either. After all, in Tiger-land I guess things aren't really that GRRRRREEEEEAAAATTTTT!!!!. 

Have a great weekend.

Photo: "The world's saddest tiger, part deux" originally uploaded by peppergrasss
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